Dr. Isis Shaker MD

Often people consider themselves experts in particular fields, whether it’s because they studied those subjects or due to life experience. I am of course no exception and find myself quite adept at discussing various issues in life, including those that are health related.
I often give advice to friends and anyone else interested in hearing about my expertise in this very important part of our lives. Friends now come to me seeking professional advice and of course my high standards and enviable work ethic prohibit me from refusing such an important request. I cast aside anything I may be doing at the time and politely, and seemingly interested, listen to their tales of woe.
Many ailments are due to one thing and I can usually give them a prescription, which will alleviate them of any discomfort and restore them to full health. I am a firm believer that the digestive process is an integral part of keeping our health comparable to that of an elite athlete, such as myself.
Heartburn, stomach noises, bloating are all symptoms of a greater evil. I myself have chronically suffered from bloating and can often be seen holding my stomach with a pained expression on my face. I sought to figure out how to rid the world of this debilitating disease. It took me a while to realise that a healthy diet would go a long way in curing the illness that many generations have been forced to suffer through. And I have come up with a cure that I have passed on to anyone that will listen, to anyone that looks up to my supreme intelligence and knowledge. That is my duty as a humanitarian, as an expert and as a human being. And now this book is another medium for me to pass on my good works. So stand by for something that will change your life.
It is simply that, which we in the profession call “Better out than in”. These 4 magical words have saved me and countless others in preventing the awful and often devastating symptoms of a bad diet. I have gleefully spread the word and on countless occasions given demonstrations of how flatulence can bring sheer joy to the perpetrator and those around them. The look of satisfaction and relief on those faces is thanks enough. And if you don’t believe me, here is some feedback from one of my happy customers.
“When Dr. Shaker rolled on top of me and let one rip, I can’t describe to you the immense joy and ecstasy she felt. The pure pleasure on her face was enough to dispel the cloud, which had surrounded me. I put aside the excruciating pain my nasal passage was forced to endure, just to celebrate with her, this new invigorating feeling she was experiencing. I can recommend it to anyone.” – I. Lovitt, Des Moines, USA. That says it all. So go forth and fart. It’ll do you good ;-)